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Autopsy and rewrite the first second of your Shorts — eight field-tested failure patterns, ranked rewrites, and a promise ledger the body must pay.

Pre-publish quality gates for Shorts, Reels, and TikTok scripts. Rejects hooks whose first line can't stand alone (conditional clauses, bare noun phrases), scripts with no reason to watch today (no share trigger), broken structure (not hook → 3 facts → twist → close), and subtitle violations that die on a muted phone screen. Distilled from running a daily short-form knowledge channel. Every REJECT comes with a concrete rewrite, not just a verdict.

Hard verification gates that catch the claims that get published content deleted — before you hit publish. Five gates reject historical over-generalization, causal claims about tides/weather without primary data, sources that don't cover the claimed scope, stale time-sensitive facts, and one-sided reassurance. Born from real post-publication deletions on a daily knowledge channel. Works on scripts, articles, newsletters, and social posts.